Calling all "Type A" Organizer Friends!!

I NEED YOU!!  I need you to tell me exactly how your brain works so I can implant all of your knowledge in this little head of mine.  I mean, I like who I am and all, but seriously...I have some major personality flaws.  Need convincing?  Take a look at the state of my house right now...

What in the world?! This is so crazy.  How do you keep a clean house?  Where do you put all those things that have no home?  What's your daily schedule like?  Help, help, help!